deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

It’s actually misandry if a man compliments you and you don’t suck his dick. Didn’t you know that?

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

"You look pretty today."

"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

It’s actually misandry if a man compliments you and you don’t suck his dick. Didn’t you know that?

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darklordflareon:

liongirl5:

dennys:

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! 
*not actually magic

DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING

denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at itthey knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it

ahahaha

darklordflareon:

liongirl5:

dennys:

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! 

*not actually magic

DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING

denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it

they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it

ahahaha

(via dduane)

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update LAURA YOU HAVE A MEETING AT ONE PM, REMEMBER? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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holy balls it is cold

please can we have the heat on in my part of the office

it is fucking 27* outside

this is ridiculous

I’ve had a revelation while watching “Blink”

somewhatdorky:

prominentvagina:

Kathy Nightingale goes back to 1920 where she meets a man, marries him, and has three children, including a little girl named Sally, a beautiful little girl with dark hair, like her mother’s. 

Billy Shipton goes back to 1960 where he meets and marries a beautiful, dark haired girl named Sally.  

I’ll just leave you to ponder that for a moment. 

is this for real.

wut.

(via blueeyedbubblez)

HOW DO CURLING IRONS WORK?! I didn’t manage to curl my hair. I only…um…creatively rumpled it. ?

HOW DO CURLING IRONS WORK?! I didn’t manage to curl my hair. I only…um…creatively rumpled it. ?

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today: breathe. shower. breakfast. feed Pip. straighten up bedroom. edit personal statement. lunch. submit grad app?? RAINN training. forever…. read for fun. dinner. Skype. bed.

today: breathe. shower. breakfast. feed Pip. straighten up bedroom. edit personal statement. lunch. submit grad app?? RAINN training. forever…. read for fun. dinner. Skype. bed.

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"the other green meat" - yeah we did

"the other green meat" - yeah we did

cupcake-overload:

fried mac n cheese from the cheesecake factory. 

augh fuck i want this so badly right now you do not even know

cupcake-overload:

fried mac n cheese from the cheesecake factory. 

augh fuck i want this so badly right now you do not even know