The Westboro Baptist Church and Don’t Ask Don’t Tell are discussed and defamed on the British television show Good News Week. Also, the word “cocktopus” is mentioned.

[via simplyanothervoice]

“If you only take one thing from the bible, it’s not to love and respect other people, or to offer kindness and sympathy in their time of need: it’s that Jesus is squeamish about bum sex.”

"If you are willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you"

"Well they’ve declared war…"
"Can’t hear you! Got cocks in my ears!"

(via cream-and-stars)