comehelpmedisappear:

imightevenfly:

princessmoran:

my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”

also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”

also “oh fuck it’s 3am that sounded like a cannon I hope I didn’t wake everyone up”

I love these posts where I find out that I am not alone, and that someone else even thought this was valuable enough to phrase and post.

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I was totally born in the wrong age …. Everyone today loves Justin Bieber, shopping at the mall and texting. Me? I love living in a cave, scavenging for food, having to fend off dinosaurs left and right and having no recognizable language or major form of communication. You say Nicki Minaj, I say banging two rocks together. You say One Direction? I scream unintelligible  throaty noises. Reblog if you feel the same…

bahahahaha

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TUMBLR BOMB ACTIVATE

n4ut:

orangelemonart:

raiona:

So there’s this woman, Molly Pfaff, who wants to go to space, and she’s #3 in the voting.  The top two in the contest get to go to the camp. 

The original text of the contest read ” AXE is searching the world for a few brave men for the opportunity of a lifetime - a trip to space” 

They have since changed the text to read “a few brave civilians” but when you vote, it still thanks you for helping him (the person you voted for) get to space. 

So can we tumblr bomb this and send Molly to space?? Go vote!

GUYS GO VOTE

SHE HAS A VERY POTTER MUSICAL QUOTE

LET’S SEND A LADY TO SPACE!

Really, Axe website? Really?

GO TUMBLR ARMY GO

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Hey tumblrverse!! I have an announcement to make. My amazing boyfriend David has finally made a tumblr of his very own! Y’all should go follow him. He’s still getting the hang of it, and he’s a very busy grad student, so don’t expect bazillions of posts every day — aka, he won’t clog up your dash. :) Click through this picture of him enjoying a chocolate croissant to get to his blog. <3

Hey tumblrverse!! I have an announcement to make. My amazing boyfriend David has finally made a tumblr of his very own! Y’all should go follow him. He’s still getting the hang of it, and he’s a very busy grad student, so don’t expect bazillions of posts every day — aka, he won’t clog up your dash. :) Click through this picture of him enjoying a chocolate croissant to get to his blog. <3

Reblog if you’re a recovery blog

emergingsoul:

palewhiteflesh:

I need lots of new blogs to follow. 

Preferably with a lot of personal posts.

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#it’s called logging off of tumblr

I laughed way more than I should have had.

This is what I&#8217;m talking about, David. Pft, Facebook.

#it’s called logging off of tumblr

I laughed way more than I should have had.

This is what I’m talking about, David. Pft, Facebook.

(Source: toinfinityandbeyondgrkkr, via diet-ragles)

Merry Christmas dear followers!

Merry Christmas dear followers!

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thank you everyone. <3

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Who has a Twitter?

Who has a Twitter? I just made a new Twitter account (@Elytra16) for the sake of privacy and I want to follow Tumblr people! Please send me your Twitter name!

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