Socially awkward penguin in action.
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24 years old. Queer. Indiana/New York. BA in Gender Studies. Counseling student. Germanophile, writer, reader (see my books here), feminist, runner, writer, lover, nerd. More about me :) In recovery from an eating disorder & PTSD, living with depression. Trigger warnings always apply, please take gentle care. What's up, babycakes?
|Laura:||Oh no! My favorite jeans, and they just ripped!|
|Peter:||Well, that's because they make women's jeans wrong. See how thin this is? And if you look at mine...|
|Laura:||I don't want you to brag about your manliness.|
|Peter:||I'm not bragging about my manliness, I'm just saying they make women's jeans wrong.|
|Laura:||Well, they make men's brains wrong, so I guess it's even.|
|Peter:||Did you have a bowl of bitchy for breakfast?|
|Laura:||No, I had it for life.|