Socially awkward penguin in action.
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23 years old. Queer. New York. BA in Gender Studies. Germanophile, writer, reader (see my books here), feminist, runner, writer, lover, nerd. More about me :) In recovery from an eating disorder; living with PTSD. Trigger warnings always apply, please take gentle care. What's up, babycakes?
| Laura: | Oh no! My favorite jeans, and they just ripped! |
| Peter: | Well, that's because they make women's jeans wrong. See how thin this is? And if you look at mine... |
| Laura: | I don't want you to brag about your manliness. |
| Peter: | I'm not bragging about my manliness, I'm just saying they make women's jeans wrong. |
| Laura: | Well, they make men's brains wrong, so I guess it's even. |
| Peter: | Did you have a bowl of bitchy for breakfast? |
| Laura: | No, I had it for life. |
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