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"What the fuck is wrong with you? I’ll pull your dick through your asshole and out the other side!"

my mom, explaining how she felt when a student of hers referred to four-year-old me as “that bitch” because of which school I had gotten into

nanlawsketch:

My piece for the upcoming show at Gallery1988 - A Woody Allen Tribute show called “The Humorist” This will be a limited edition of 20 signed and numbered prints.
The show opens this Friday in their Venice location - More info HERE

My mom quotes this all the time. :)

nanlawsketch:

My piece for the upcoming show at Gallery1988 - A Woody Allen Tribute show called “The Humorist” This will be a limited edition of 20 signed and numbered prints.

The show opens this Friday in their Venice location - More info HERE

My mom quotes this all the time. :)

(via cream-and-stars)

My mom is away until Friday morning for a funeral. I am making a list of what I should have done by the time she returns:

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Dr.Alden Fogo. Born 1920 in Wisconsin, died 2012 in California. Rest in peace, Cousin Al. I love you.

Dr.Alden Fogo. Born 1920 in Wisconsin, died 2012 in California. Rest in peace, Cousin Al. I love you.

Afternoon/evening plan: clear stuff in hallway, errands (deposit paycheck, buy shampoo & possibly candles [please?], new bra, ~free gift~ at Sephora), dinner out with Mom, see James Bond movie with Mom! Bathe dog, Skype with David, sleep.
Tomorrow: Clean bathroom!!! Vacuum/clean house. Lunch. DAVID 

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talked to mother to ask about possible family trip to the botanical gardens on sunday.

ended in her loudly (in her office where all her co-workers can hear her, thanks bitch) getting mad at me because i haven’t yet determined how much the psychiatrist consultation will cost today

told me to “call the office right away” to find out

i explain that there is no “office,” the number i have is simply for the psychiatrist, who i know has appointments all morning, but i will try

tells me to ask immediately when i go in, i ask, is there a certain amount that means i should just walk out?

says no she just wants to know this ahead of time

i

don’t

even

fucking

know

with

this

woman