ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? yeah, you sat on your fucking seat belt, that is not categorized by rape, you disgusting piece of shit chauvinist pig. And REALLY? REALLY?? “A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over…
Amusingly, this asshole, who seems to think he is super-popular and influential…has 2181 subscribers. Which is, you know, NOTHING these days. So…great. He found two thousand assholes who would read his site, out of potential MILLIONS. Whoop-dee-doo.
So, once upon a time, I went to Vienna, Austria with The Boy. We had a mostly good time, but our trip went bonkers when we discovered that my wallet was missing. We weren’t sure if I had lost it, or if it had been stolen. We looked and looked, went to the police, etc., but finally I just called American Express for a replacement and we went home to Germany. (And then to Israel, etc etc, whatever.)
Months go by, I assume I have lost it, buy a new wallet, fill it with the few cards I still have, etcetera. And then today, as I am sitting on my front lawn with my dog, reading a book…the postman brings me a package from the American Embassy Vienna.
It contains a letter in German (helpful!) and…my wallet. With EVERYTHING except for the €40 that had been in it. But it has my credit cards (which I’ve already had replaced, so I have to shred them), my college ID, business cards, a photo of my dad at age 13, my CVS card, library cards…etcetc.
AMAZING. I need to send the embassy a big thank-you letter. WOW.