May 2013
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sOOO hungry
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there is no
SOUR CREAM
in David’s family’s house
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?????
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just talking with my boyfriend about how eating pineapple makes your cum taste sweet (apparently?) but pointed out that I prefer savory to sweet and wondered if there was a way to make it taste like cheese and his eyes got really wide and he put his hands on my face and just said,
“oh man…cheese jizz”
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everything hurts right now. I wish so badly to kill myself but I know this is temporary.
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dersely:
momlonde:
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
“probably”
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angrygenderqueer:
REPEAT AFTER ME
TRANSPHOBIC PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE A POSITION OF INFLUENCE OR POWER IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY OR LGBT MEDIA
TRANSPHOBIC PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE A POSITION OF INFLUENCE OR POWER IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY OR LGBT MEDIA
TRANSPHOBIC PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE A POSITION OF INFLUENCE OR POWER IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY OR LGBT MEDIA
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Oh damn I miss my daddy. Just out of nowhere thought about how he used to reach around behind him to toss out a bit of trash in the car trash bin, and after he did, he would find my foot or leg and tickle me or give me a little squeeze or a pat. Oh daddy oh wow do I miss you. :(
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gayzio:
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
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lunartes:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
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Waiting in the Chicago airport at David’s arrival gate complete with a flashing neon sign, an early birthday present, and peach flavored lip balm all over my lips.
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chevisance:
Charles Ramsey is a freaking hero and you can quit with all that other mess. Seriously. Get out.
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lightspeedsound:
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supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
that is amazing
YEY.
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PASSED MY ROAD TEST!
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Handwritten Post Day TMI
1: Write your URL in some writing that you thought were super cool when you were younger. Eg, bubble letters, digital clock letters, letters with lots of embellishments, or letters with smiley faces in them.
2: Write a list of all the countries or states you’ve been to. Write a comment on each of them. Or some, if you can’t be bothered.
3: List your top three statistical Tumblr crushes and draw their icons.
4: Draw a selfie.
5: Name three things you like about yourself.
6: Do you like the climate you live in? What do you like about it or what would you change?
7: What is your current mood? Write and/or draw.
8: Can you tie a bow-tie? A regular tie? If yes, how and when did you learn?
9: Pick something from your immediate surroundings and tell the story behind the item.
10: The last time you noticed you’d put a piece of clothing on incorrectly, i.e. backwards/inside out/etc?
11: What is a typical breakfast for you?
12: How do you take your favorite coffee? Eg strong or weak? Black or with cream/milk and/or sugar/sweetener? Filter, espresso, French press or instant? Hot or iced? Regular or decaf? None of the above?
13: Describe your favorite food. Who makes it?
14: List 5 movies that you love.
15: What is a wanky memory from Tumblr that still makes you blush?
16: What brought you to Tumblr?
17: Have you had any real Tumblr crushes? If you want to keep your mystery, answer with a drawing.
18: Do you prefer to text or call your friends?
19: Write an autograph version of your URL.
20: Pick up the nearest printed material in your first language and copy out a random paragraph.
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x-posted from the forum I use
My road test is tomorrow morning! I have loads of practice and am pretty good at parallel parking about 90% of the time. I need to review some right-of-way stuff, just in case, but probably the tough stuff (aka four-way stop-sign) won’t come up on the road test. I am a pretty darn good driver, if I do say so myself. I have good instincts, I am cautious but not too slow, and I am fairly...
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I Did Things Today
a reminder for me.
Today, I: * went to church * socialized at church coffee hour * held/cuddled with a baby of whom I am extremely fond * got a few groceries * practiced parallel parking for quite a bit with my mom and brother * helped my mom rehearse a dance * made brownies * had dinner with my family * watched a really excellent TV show with my mom (Call The Midwives on PBS) * worked out plans...
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krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
feelin this right now SO HARD
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thedoctorsdesciple:
Wow, nice mom you got there
For real. I feel so bad for the daughter!
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Doctor Who spoilers coming up. Tags: spoilers, spoilers sweetie, and crimson horror.
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fuck. (weight triggers)
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I am attending two weddings this June. I have my dress for one of them (my boyfriend’s little sister’s); it was $35 at J.C. Penney and is super cute.
For the other, fancier one, I was going to wear my prom dress. When I tried it on in the fall, it fit. Snug but it fit. Today I went to try it on again with my mom because the zipper needs repairing. Well. It doesn’t zip...
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gnostic-forest:
My room is in desperate need of a clean. I need to start stretching and doing yoga again.
True and true for me too.
Also I need to find my denim shirt, my mini lint-roller, and my fancy eye-mask before I leave. And buy: that stupid lipstick I want, a mini Evian mister, fruit leathers & a few Snickers bars, chewing gum & wash out: my mini water-bottle.
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