“Be…our…guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test! La la mlah buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buhhhh…come on and doo-doo-doo da dee da beep-beep-honk ta BE OUR GUEST BE OUR GUEST BE OUR GUESTTTT.”—me, at least once a week
BUT I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED. I may feel nauseated and depressed but I can still get things done!! I have already made an eye appointment for Thursday morning, and it’s only $67 for a glasses exam (!) so that’s awesome. It’s at a LensCrafters so I should have new glasses before I leave for LeakyCon/New York! Yeah!
and because I’m not miserable and depressed enough already, I think I caught some kind of bug/illness. mild headache/nausea/dizziness since last night just after the crappy dinner I eventually had last night. thought it was motion sickness from the plane but nope. today I have eaten very simple, easy food but nope.
in bed watching HP eating popcorn and drinking seltzer.
Walk Pip Clean Mom’s bathroom Clean downstairs Run dishwasher Pack backpack Arrange ride to pickup for shuttle 2 forum posts for 520 Article critique for 520 Email old boss explaining job offer & how I could use it for everyone’s benefit Choose an item from home to take with me so I feel less homesick
I ordered a pizza by myself AND for myself! (Really, really hard for me in terms of ED stuff.) Now I am going to give Pip a little walk and then make a salad and settle down to enjoy dinner (salad + pizza) and Harry Potter. I didn’t get any work done today, but I will tomorrow! I was way sleepy and I did travel all freaking morning, get info about reserving hotel blocks at a local hotel for the wedding, get groceries, have lunch, take care of Pip, Skype with Peter, and watch one and a half episodes of Doctor Who. Oh, and I did laundry.
I’ve been so excited for a few days home (NY home) alone with just me and Pip and a visit from Linds. And now that it’s time to go, I’m scared to leave David and travel alone and live alone for a few days in that big house.
“then fish around until you find the clit (this can be hells of difficult, everyone’s got a significantly different layout)” - someone who seems like maybe not the world’s most qualified to be giving this kind of advice
ok so yes bodies are unique but no one has a clit on their buttcheek or knee-pit like what the fuck “significantly different”
My stupid brother promised to watch the family dog for two weeks so my mom could get away and see her family in California and Oregon. And then, surprise surprise, he randomly was like “oh lol I can’t be there for these 6 days.” What the fuck, Matt. You’re TWENTY EIGHT FUCKING YEARS OLD. How can you still be so irresponsible and unkind??? So NOW my mom is shelling out $500+ so that David can come home and watch the dog.
I’m also mad jealous that David gets to go stay in New York and not me. I want to see Pip and be in my house and and and. :(
I am using this as an excuse to buy myself a television and get the apartment a bit niced-up.