une-petite-etincelle:

I feel like I’m going to re-blog this everyday because it’s so fucking relevant that it hurts.

(Source: summerroberts, via fenice-argento)

there is no

SOUR CREAM

in David’s family’s house

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?????

suit shopping in day-glo

suit shopping in day-glo

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We love you Hermione!

We love you Hermione!

(Source: galllowscalllibrator, via fuckyeahreading)

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tiny-creatures:

“Hello friends…” by Lessy Sebastian

Ahoy there!

tiny-creatures:

Hello friends…” by Lessy Sebastian

Ahoy there!

(via sun-stones)

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just talking with my boyfriend about how eating pineapple makes your cum taste sweet (apparently?) but pointed out that I prefer savory to sweet and wondered if there was a way to make it taste like cheese and his eyes got really wide and he put his hands on my face and just said,

“oh man…cheese jizz”